What are some of the things your non-technical stakeholders had said to look smart that made you face palm mentally?

Creating a post for us to vent and share some laugh. I'll start

1) "so when are we expecting to see a 100% model accuracy"
2) after explaining 1) is not possible. "I'm not talking about absolute 100%. I'm talking about achieving 100% of the possible best model potential"
3) "just get chatgpt to write your code. I read that a start up has used it to write 70% of their code and the board of directors are asking me …

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