ChatGPT-4, write a comedy routine where God explains to someone who believes they have a free will why absolutely nothing is truly ever up to them.

Sure, here's a comedic take on the concept of free will versus determinism, framed as a conversation between God and a human named Bob.

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**Scene**: Heaven's Control Room—Giant monitors display various life paths and decision trees.

**God**: (looking over the monitors) Ah, Bob, welcome to Heaven's Control Room! This is where the magic happens. Or should I say, determinism?

**Bob**: Wow, this place is amazing! But wait, why are we talking about determinism? I thought I had free will …

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