I am Jack's Complete Lack of Job Satsifaction

I was hired so they could have a data person. Half the time they call me a data scientist, the rest of the time it's either data analyst or data guru.
But they have only a teeny amount of data with a ravenous hyena guarding it like gollum with his precious.
They pay me decently to rot away doing nothing. No access to data and no access to customers. It's been almost a year, I taken dozens of courses on …

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