Looking for terrible AI to write a hilariously bad story as a reward to IT support for assisting me

I'm an IT guy, and I (for now) am using [ask.ai](https://ask.ai/) to write me stories as a reward to the support vendor when they assist me solving some issue I have in our environment.

It works, but even when I tell it to write a story about an IT guy who solves a customer problem who also happens to shoot lasers out of their mouth, it's only kind of funny.

I'm looking for something hilariously bad. Anyone know of some …

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