My Year of Stress and Consternation (or, How Bad Data Governance Makes Everyone Miserable, a memoir)

Our story begins roughly two years ago, our protagonist a rosy-cheeked graduate eager to move into the adult world and make his fortune by any means necessary. Through a dash of skill, sprig of determination, and a heavy pour of knowing someone on the inside through the country club, he lands a job working for a multinational corporation in their data division, and what follows is a riveting tale of friends, foes and- ah fuck it, you guys are just …

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